Meet Oak's Medium Indigo Drop Skinny Jeans. For $158 you can be the proud owner of droopy ill-fitting pants with "an extra low dropped crotch." The retailer says the run small and recommends ordering them one size up for a tight fit and two sizes up for a baggier fit.
Hmm. What is the ideal fit for drop-crotch skinny jeans? Do you long for that saggy diaper feel, or were you seeking more of a tights-falling-down sensation?
The worst thing about these jeans? They're unisex. So men and women can enjoy they're tight-legged, droopy-butt pants all together. But seriously, bottom line: are they more sad from the front or the back?
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