Hairstyles Your Guy Should Never Try

Goth locks, heinous dye jobs, poodle perms - it must take a seriously talented stylist to make guys this hot look so craptastic.

Joel MaddenJoel Madden

That whole "showing your roots" trend just doesn't work on dudes, huh, Joel?

Bradley CooperBradley Cooper

Our favorite Hangover star may be sober, but his hair is totally wasted.

George ClooneyGeorge Clooney

This man is a notorious womanizer. No, seriously.

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Johnny DeppJohnny Depp

Even his crazy Mad Hatter do is an improvement on this creepy goth-inspired mop.

Patrick DempseyPatrick Dempsey

Before he discovered the power of hair gel and a blowout, McDreamy rocked Jheri curls.

Penn BadgleyPenn Badgley

Wow. That is the sexiest water buffalo we've ever seen.

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Ryan PhillippeRyan Phillippe

It's amazing Reese Witherspoon stayed with him after this look....Oh, wait.

Shemar Moore

That's one way to try to get nominated for a Golden Dome…er, Globe.

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