The Top 10 Funniest Ecards on Dating, Love, and Marriage
Whoever said actions speak louder than words clearly didn't foresee the invention of the ecard. Especially when it comes to dating, love and marriage, ecards can come in handy to help us to express our true feelings, however honest they are.
These cards run the relationship gamut, from what it's like to date (the good, the bad and the bumping uglies) to the solid courtship phase (where you're comfortable enough to fart but you still get raging boners for each other) all the way through the mutual acceptance of mediocrity that is marriage. (Sorry, I watched Carnage last night. I'm feeling like a bitter, wealthy, urban sophisticate.) Enjoy!
1. Get Wet
Don't forget to wear a rubber tube!
2. Face-bonked
I love public make-up posts with you.
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3. Friends with Benefits
You're my BFF! (Best Friend I F*ck)
4. Haikus and Love Songs
Your body is a wonderland. Okay, let's have sex.
5. Hard at Work
I'm sending you to HR (Horny Resources)!
6. Tight Squeeze
How considerate of you.
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7. Phone Sex
Maybe we'll even have regular conversations one day!
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8. Three's Company
When I said I wanted to spice things up, honey, I didn't mean go out for Indian food...
9. Wrinkles and Folds
We can have 'His' and 'Hers' matching denture cases.
10. 'Til Memory Do Us Part
What's your name again?
- By Carolyn Castiglia
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