You could spend a looong time reading all of the hilarious—and hilariously specific—comments people made on Twitter using the hashtag #RelationshipKillers. (Trust us, we did.) Or you could read the best 15, which we’ve pulled together here. Check them out then share yours in the comments below.
Your secret ingredient for homemade chili is Slim Jims. —@MattPaynempa
[When she says] ‘I can’t wait for you to meet my cats.’ —@DanTheBrush
She pronounces the “L” in Salmon. –@DiBiaseATL
when she say “I wanna take you on the maury show to tell u something”. —@comediancoolaid
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when your girl comes over your spot after work and jumps right in your bed with her work clothes still on! —@ChuckPurnell
coming home w glitter on your face. —@sean_larkins
Saggy bottom syndrome. —@9tailors
Yall been dating for 3 months, but she still aint accept your fb friend request —@APtheKid
When you have trouble remembering your better half’s name —@MattPaynempa
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If you have a flip phone #relationshipkillers I just can’t bee seen with you! —@Brian_Bee
you getting up and going to the restroom every time the bill comes at a restaurant. —@oiramed
Not putting a new roll of toilet paper in the bathroom when u used the last. —@DNELSONL25
the first time a girl complains about me sleeping in my batman costume. sorry babe. out ya go. —@GarretAllen
Farting under the duvet while in deep sleep, especially if my head is under it too. —@pinkmuphin
leaving the cap off the toothpaste! —@Boss_Tweezy
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