Christian Louboutin Artemis bag: expensive purse, or weapon?

Christian Louboutin's new Artemis bag looks deadly. Photo by net-a-porter.com
Christian Louboutin's new Artemis bag looks deadly. Photo by net-a-porter.com

We're really getting tired of the studded trend. Even Lady Gaga doesn't seem to be wearing spiked accessories anymore! But new from Christian Louboutin is the Artemis studded python shoulder bag, adorned with crystals and dozens of giant pyramid and cone studs on the shoulder strap. Louboutin's  studded loafers were already deemed a weapon by the TSA earlier this year, but this handbag looks lethal. We think the weirdest part is the completely normal looking purse hanging down below. Per the description on Net-a-Porter.com:

"Team this fiercely fabulous python piece with all-black eveningwear for high-impact gothic glamour, complementing the gunmetal hue with silver sandals."

You know what we think pairs nicely with this bag? A black eye. At least we hope it does, because we don't know how you could wear this bag out on the town without giving a shiner to yourself or someone else. And the $1,995 price tag adds insult to injury. Literally.

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