Britain’s Chocolate Boutique Hotel is a chocoholic’s dream

While they won’t be hosting any diabetes conventions anytime soon, the Chocolate Boutique Hotel in Bournemouth, U.K. sounds like a sugar junkie’s dream come true.

Though the 13-room hotel, rather disappointingly, isn’t made entirely of chocolate (and no, you can’t actually nibble on your pillow), management can offer chocoholics the chance to stay in delicious-sounding, cocoa-themed accommodations. Guests can lounge in the Cocoa Bean or Chocolate Truffle rooms although those with digestive issues may not want to tempt fate in the Montezuma Suite.

Rooms do come stocked with a chocolate fountain, though (extra toothbrush not included). And just about every item in the restaurant has some sort of chocolate garnish, although we don’t recommend the liver with cocoa ganache if that is, in fact, on the menu.

Some of the other perks sound pretty sweet, too. The family-run hotel boasts a fully stocked bar to churn out chocolate martinis and interested parties can sign up for workshops that teach the art of Belgian truffle making.

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To attract the bachelorette party crowd, the hotel offers midnight chocolate slumber parties that involve your monthly-recommended sugar intake in one sitting.

“It's the perfect girls' night in,” proprietor Gerry Wilson tells the Daily Mail.

Wilson, a chocolatier by trade, is often called on by celebrities to whip up some of his sugary creations for weddings and events.

Opening a hotel seems the logical next step in fashioning his chocolate empire, although claims that the Chocolate Boutique is the “world’s first chocolate hotel” may be overstated.

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Hotel Hershey, located in the Pennsylvania birthplace of the famed Hershey's Chocolate label, has been offering guests a dip in their chocolate spa since 1933.

And Boucan by Hotel Chocolat offers all that plus an idyllic St. Lucia setting, just to name another.

Here in Canada, a quick Google search reveals the presence of a Chocolate Lake Hotel in Halifax. Sadly, the lake is not actually made out of chocolate and guests will have to get their fix at the Best Western gift shop in the lobby.

Belgium, you need to get on this. Stat.