Yesterday, Deadspin writer Drew Magary posted his 7-year-old daughter's "insane Christmas list" online.
He admits that, as a child, he would dream up the most ridiculous presents to put on his list, and it seems the proverbial apple hasn't fallen far from the tree when it comes to letters to Santa.
"Now I'm the parent and it's my turn to engage in the futile task of managing my child's expectations. This is the actual wish list that my daughter, who is 7, handed me a few weeks ago. It's completely unreasonable and I have no way of explaining this to her without being a dick, or without her thinking I'm pulling some reverse-psychology sh*t on her," he writes.
On the little girl's list are a few of the expected things: an American Girl doll — must be "Doll of the Year 2014" — Monster High ear buds, and "all of the Beanie Babies."
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The other items? Not so reasonable.
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