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    • More and more people are going under the knife to look good on the Internet. (Thinkstock)Many a sci-fi tale has explored the horrors of human-machine hybridity in a not-so-distant, alternative future. Often, we read these stories, gripped with terror -- but we also take comfort in knowing that these are just stories. For now anyway.

      Would it be too early to say that future is already approaching? Perhaps not in literal form. We’re not sporting bionic body parts en masse just yet (although it would be pretty great to have a portable subway hand that turns into a grip claw you can attach to the ceiling and hang from during sardine rush hour. Someone invent this, please.)

      But so many people – particularly the young’uns – have little recollection of a reality they have not split between real life and the digital world. They may not recognize it as such as it’s all they know, but when was the last time you went to a party or a concert or a big event where at least 25 per cent of the attendees weren’t actively recording, documenting, tweeting or posting about it instead of giving

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    • Michigan men simulate labour pains for Mother’s Day

      The Dutch already did it (and did it well), but even after witnessing what a pair of male TV hosts endured after experiencing simulated childbirth, two American men decided to go through it themselves anyway.

      As shocks increased, the two men can be seen writhing in agony. (Vimeo screen grab)As shocks increased, the two men can be seen writhing in agony. (Vimeo screen grab)The men, from Kensington Church in Troy, Mich., asked gynecologist Dr. Julie Masters to hook them up to an electric labour simulation machine and crank up the juice.

      A video camera was present to record the entire exercise in self-inflicted torture.

      Before they submitted to this completely unnecessary nexus of pain, both men were convinced that women were just “exaggerating” about how much squeezing a human baby out of a small birth canal actually hurts.

      Also see: What pregnancy really feels like

      That all changed as soon as the first electric shocks hit the old abdominal walls.

      “That was early labour?” says one of the men, grimacing in pain. “It feels like someone is taking a saw and just carving up my abdomen.”

      As the shocks increased to mirror the growing intensity of labour pains, the

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    • Yet another Oregon baker refuses to make wedding cake for same-sex union

      Pam Regentin of Fleur Cakes isn't the first to refuse to make a wedding cake for a same-sex couple. (Thinkstock)As more and more LGBT couples are given the opportunity to legally wed, there are still a number of independent outposts that won’t let them eat cake – at least not from their bakeries.

      Pam Regentin of Fleur Cakes is just the latest in a long list to draw attention for her refusal to make a wedding cake for a same-sex union. The Oregon baker explained to reporters that the “liberty to live by [her] principles” was reason enough to tell Erin Hanson and her fiancée Katie Pugh that she wouldn’t be contributing any baked goods to their impending nuptials.

      The state of Oregon has recognized same-sex “domestic partnerships” since 2008, a status that confers nearly all the same rights as marriage without using the official term.

      That doesn’t mean everyone is happy about it. Earlier this year, Gresham, Ore. baker Aaron Klein came under criticism for telling a woman he wouldn’t bake her a wedding cake as his bakery “didn’t do same-sex weddings.”

      Regentin apparently holds the same policy.

      After the

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    • Ontario man creates special TV Jumble puzzle to propose to wordsmith girlfriend

      IfWhen the custom-made Starweek TV Jumble puzzle it said "Will You Marry Me?" (James Dunn/Toronto Star)When the custom-made Starweek TV Jumble puzzle it said "Will You Marry Me?" (James Dunn/Toronto Star) men keep upping the creative proposal ante like this, soon would-be Romeos will have to commission a NASA space shuttle to write “Will You Marry Me” across the cosmos in order to compete.

      The latest romantic to add to the recent spate of amazing proposals is Mississauga, Ont. IT worker James Dunn, who created his own Starweek TV Jumble puzzle with a question that asked his girlfriend, Stephanie Bandurka, to become his wife.

      Bandurka, also 24, is a huge word puzzle fan and her beloved thought she would get a kick out of solving the most meaningful jumble of her young existence.

      As the Toronto Star reports, 24-year-old Dunn pulled off this feat by contacting the Chicago-based Jumble creator, David Hoyt, to ask if he could commission a special version of the weekly puzzle that appears in the paper’s weekly TV listings insert.

      Also see: Cute library proposal has storybook ending

      Hoyt agreed and collaborated with illustrator Jeff Knurek, who drew a cartoon portrait of the couple sitting on

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    • Shutterbug mom recreates iconic female portraits for daughter’s fifth birthday

      Five-year-old Emma as Amelia Earhart. See more photos at the bottom of the article. (Jamie C. Moore Photography)Five-year-old Emma as Amelia Earhart. See more photos at the bottom of the article. (Jamie C. Moore Photography)

      Some five-year-old girls want nothing more than to dress up like a princess for their birthday.

      Jaime Moore’s daughter is not one of those girls – at least not on her mother’s watch.

      Instead, the Ottawa-born and Texas-based photographer decided to style and photograph Emma as five influential and historically important women.

      “My daughter wasn't born into royalty,” the mother-of-two writes in a post on her website. “But she was born into a country where she can now vote, become a doctor, a pilot, an astronaut, or even President if she wants and that's what REALLY matters.”

      The project, aptly entitled “Not Just a Girl” is as much about Moore as her child. From her words it’s clear that the Canadian woman is adamant that her daughter grow up admiring strong, trailblazing females.

      Also see: Disney princess gets sexy makeover, sparks ire of parents

      "I wanted her to know the value of these amazing women who had gone against everything so she can now have everything," she adds.

      That doesn't mean

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    • Plucky Pixar princess gets sexy makeover, sparks the ire of parents

      The made-over Merida (right) features less curly hair and a slimmer waist. (Disney/Pixar)The made-over Merida (right) features less curly hair and a slimmer waist. (Disney/Pixar)

      One of the things that separated Merida from the habitual pack of slim-waisted, giraffe-eyelashed, impossibly proportioned Disney princesses of yore was that she looked like an actual teenager.

      Plucky, frizzy-haired and nary a trace of cartoon eyeliner, Pixar’s "Brave" heroine was lauded for her “refreshing representation” of a fierce female role model who eschewed the usual trappings of ultra-feminine princess types.

      Perhaps that’s why Disney’s decision to give the Scottish lass a “Victoria’s Secret-style” makeover has sparked the ire of many a concerned parent.

      In a newly released image to correspond with her upcoming “crowning” as Disney’s 11th official princess, Merida appears to have had her hair chemically treated to cascade in voluminous russet waves down her back. Her waist is also noticeably slimmer, her cheekbones more chiseled, and someone appears to have given her an expert makeup application at the Cinderella counter.

      Oh, and her inseparable bow and arrow? Deleted.

      Concerned by

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    • Google’s Mother’s Day ad a billion-dollar tearjerker

      You may not want to cry. You may say to yourself, “This is actually an advertisement for a multi-billion-dollar technology company. I refuse to be emotionally manipulated by an advertisement for a multi-billion-dollar technology company.”

      Then you click on the video because of course you do. The Internet has only been around for two decades but it’s already irreparably altered our hard-wiring and that hard-wiring is permanently set to “click here.”

      Also see: We want to know: What's the most important lesson you've ever learned about being a mom?

      And so the one-minute Google Mother’s Day commercial begins. You watch as flashes of adorable babies whiz by. New moms excitedly embracing their newborns. Children growing up and doing the adorable things they do that are only adorable because they’re children.

      You may have felt a lump or two in the throat by now. You’re definitely smiling. Not smiling is impossible unless your heart is made from a lump of coal.

      Soon the real manipulation starts.

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    • Rihanna’s special edition MAC lipstick sells out in three hours

      If you want red lips courtesy of RiRi's MAC collaboration, you'll have to wait until June. (WireImage)Rihanna haters to the left… of the line. For her sold-out MAC lipstick. Whoops! Too late.

      The singer may take a great deal of heat for her personal choices, but it’s hard to dispute her star power. Particularly when RiRi Woo, a special edition lipstick she created with the help of the cosmetics giant flew off the shelves within three hours of its debut.

      '#SOLDOUT!!!!!!!!!! First shipment sell awf!!! Next shipment isn't til June!!! Mac girls gone wild!!!… [sic]' she tweeted excitedly on Thursday.

      RiRi Woo was poised to do well anyway. The deep red hue is a variation of Ruby Woo, one of MAC’s most popular lipstick colours of all time (it even has its own Tumblr).

      When Rihanna announced the launch of the RiRi Hearts MAC line last February, she admitted she was having a tough time improving on a red lipstick that already “worked on every skin tone.”

      Also see: Seriously Rihanna, what are you wearing?

      “I got to pick one that worked, and I tried it on all my friends to make sure it worked on all of

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    • Dating website encourages students to find summer employment as a play thing for sugar daddies

      Summer jobs and internships, the staple of any decent college experience, are in short supply these days.

      The company apparently connects people looking for 'mutually beneficial arrangements' (Arrangement Finders)Exceptionally qualified young people hungry for real-life work experience are lining up for the chance to fetch coffee in city office buildings around the country, but there just aren’t enough mugs and filters to go around.

      ArrangementFinders.com is capitalizing on this dearth of good positions.

      The dating website that specialized in “mutually beneficial arrangements” (a.k.a. gussied-up prostitution) has amped up its advertising campaign to target young women who can’t find summer employment.

      Also see: And the sugar daddy capital of Canada is...

      “Hey students. Need a summer job? Date a sugar daddy,” a billboard shouts from atop its highway perch in Los Angeles (a second billboard in Chicago was swiftly removed, which begs the question as to who approved it in the first place.)

      Bree Olsen, a porn star perhaps best known to mainstream audiences for her role in Charlie Sheen’s Great Tiger

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    • Baby Mugging: Baby mug shots sweep the Internet

      All hail the power of perspective photography!

      Manipulating images to create weird and amazing visuals has long been an internet staple, and yet people keep finding new, inspired memes. People are incredible that way.

      Ilana Wiles is the mastermind behind the latest photo trend. The mommy blogger snapped a shot of her five-month-old daughter, Harlow, as she lay smiling on the ground.

      Babies definitely look cuter in mammoth mugs. (MommyShorts)Babies definitely look cuter in mammoth mugs. (MommyShorts)At the last minute, Wiles placed a coffee mug in front of her daughter to make it look as though a mini-Harlow were poking out of the cup. The result? Pure adorableness.

      Also see: Adult man spoofs baby photos

      An insta-meme was born.

      Once she posted the image to her blog, Facebook and Instagram accounts, hundreds of moms flooded her inbox with similar shots of their baby mug shots.

      She knew she’d made it when the idea garnered its own hashtag (#babymugging) and even received mention on Jimmy Kimmel.

      “There's a new internet trend that, believe it or not, is not annoying. It's called baby mugging,” he told viewers (

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