15 Things You Can't Do Once You're Married
According to these tweeters, the moment you say I do you have to start saying I won't to the following behaviors.
By Zoe Ruderman
Once you get married, you can't...
...dance like a stripper. —@whoisME
...expect anymore flowers on your birthday. Unless those cauliflowers came free with the $10 purchase of beansprouts. —@MdmNancyGoh
...squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. That makes them mad. —@TommyWee
...get marital advice from your single friends. —@RoxyDionne
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...get mad everytime there's a problem. Y'all gotta learn how to compromise and work thru it. —@Akzz_x
...flash people during a traffic jam. —@karalaney
...stop doing everything you used to do. Too many relationships end because people stop doing sweet things. —@iOnlyLookBlack
...eat a whole pint of ice cream on the couch in your underwear... or can you? —@foodiesatwork
...sleep in the middle of the bed no more. —@JayPoetry
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...check out the caboose on another lady walking by. It gets you hit in the head with a newspaper, or so I've seen. —@ShoeGal1105
...cheat from your nose down. —@BoyFacts
...live with your momma. —@kandyell
...can't keep those naked photos of ur ex. —@washyodrawz
...use daddy's American Express anymore. —@jrosesparkle
...imagine life w/o her.
Probably the most common tweet using #OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant was: cheating. We liked this tweeter's response to those people:
Funny how a lot of people are answering "cheat" for trending #onceyougetmarriedyoucant as if it's okay to do it beforehand. —@AlanasDaddy
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